tutti-fuckin-fruity:

Two old ladies having a chat

I’M PISSING MYSELF

nxte:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

edward.. alphonse.. come closer

nxte:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

edward.. alphonse.. come closer

starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

Gurl, ain’t nobody got time for that, if there’s no fire, there’s your nearest sea side cliff.

lucyintheskywithstarofdavids:

best-of-memes:

Not even lion

This is the best post I have seen all day

preparing for midterms…

lemmming:

it was a 2 second video

I had to click it

I had to know what could possibly happen in two short seconds

heroesofhyrule:

spoookydog:

IM CRYING

HOLY SHIT GUYS

tooleztofunction:

This scene was brilliant perfect amazing written by Jesus.

To answer your tags, she’s Mastumoto from Bleach,  A-huueeee..!

To answer your tags, she’s Mastumoto from Bleach,  A-huueeee..!

silly-puppy:

an underrated moment

They’ll write songs about us, graphic novels: The Misadventures of Crowley and Squirrel. Dean Winchester completes me.

wet-monsoon:

ALEX HIRSCH JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M HONESTLY SO CONCERNED

It’s like he’s fucking toying with us!! LOL

bigwetnose:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

god that sounds so awful give me like 5

Gumby’s is fucking fantastic! They’re native to my college town and the block head with the mozzarella sticks is better than the stoner pie. Believe me, it’s not as great when the fries get cold.

bigwetnose:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

god that sounds so awful give me like 5

Gumby’s is fucking fantastic! They’re native to my college town and the block head with the mozzarella sticks is better than the stoner pie. Believe me, it’s not as great when the fries get cold.